Missing You

After being rear-ended (HARD) on the tollway last week, I finally had things worked out with the assailing party’s insurance and took my disfigured beloved in for repair.  I was shocked when they told me they would need it for at least a couple of weeks.  I was punched in the gut when they told me I would be driving a PT Cruiser in the meantime.  I may get glasses and a wig like relocated witnesses when they are interviewed on TV.  I mean it’s a PT Cwooser!  Shoot me now.